things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:
- get out
- fuck you
- shut the fuck up
- oh my god why
- you need to stop
- you’re not funny
- that was terrible
it dont even feel like september it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time
eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree
I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
When you do a group presentation but don’t know what’s going on
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.